“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.”
Harry S. Truman

“The longer the title, the less important the job.” George McGovern

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.”
Slappy White

“A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.” Author Unknown

“Science may never come up with a better communication system than the coffee break.”
Author Unknown

“Doing the job right the first time gets the job done.  Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.” Author Unknown

“I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.” Author Unknown

“The world is filled with willing people.  Some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”
Author Unknown

“People who do the world’s real work don’t usually wear ties.” Author Unknown

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